WTF Wednesday: who else but Miley


In true ‘what the fuck?‘ fashion, Miley Cyrus has dropped yet another jaw-dropping video – this time teaming up with Wiz Khalifa, Juicy J, and Mike WiLL Made It for Mike’s latest single, 23. It’s apparently an homage to basketball superstar, Michael Jordan, but I don’t know whether he’ll take this as a compliment or not.

I’ll be honest, I don’t know what is going on with Miley. Some say she’s completely lost the plot, while others claim she just doesn’t give a shit anymore (which could be an extension of one ‘losing her shit’).

But something has snapped, I think. She’s burnt down the Disney child actor we once knew and loved her as, and pissed on the ashes while smoking a joint and drinking straight vodka. Kudos to you, Miley, you know not to do anything half-arsed.

So, the song and the attached clip. Miley takes a stab at being a rhyming gal, sporting nothing but altered basketball/Michael Jordan merchandise and a personalised letterman jacket with ‘MILEY’ down the arm.


She’s sitting on the windowsill in a school bathroom smoking – a surefire way to get sent to the principal’s office. But don’t worry about that, Miley, because Juicy J is in the office anyway, doing some seriously obvious product placement.

Hang on, why are you in a school Miley? Isn’t this song called 23? We know that’s a reference to Jordan’s jersey number, but you’re almost that age as well, Miley. What 23-year-old is still at high school? When did cheerleaders start wearing g-strings as part of their uniform? You’re high on purp? That is definitely contraband on school property. You don’t even go here, Miley.

Apparently Miley took two years to write these latest songs. TWO YEARS. Just let that one sink in.

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9 thoughts on “WTF Wednesday: who else but Miley

  1. I would say that she is just having fun and her marketing people are pushing her to keep it up. I don’t think it is a melt down. A melt down is what happened to Amanda Bynes, Miley is just another young, attractive woman proving that sex sells (both her own records and the news media that cover her recent antics). People continue to speculate what is going on in her head, but at the end of the day, only Miley knows what is really going on. Why concern yourself? People seem to take this stuff way too seriously.

    By the way, I am not a fan of the 23 track or her vocal contribution; but it didn’t take 2 years to come up with 23, as it isn’t her song. Would be pretty sad if she had 2 years and that was the result.

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