The 10 commandments of Australian university students.

1) Thou shall never skip uni night (particularly in first year)

10 commandments of Australian uni students

Happy Hump-day…maybe even literally if you’re lucky.

2) Thou shall show kindness to the ones who have to eat campus food

10 commandments of Australian uni students

Mixed meat stroganoff anyone?

3) Thou shall give up/fall behind on uni readings by week three

That’s if you even started of course.

4) Thou shall understand the many beneficial uses of a goon sack 

10 commandments of Australian uni students

…any excuse to down more sacks.

5) Thou shall understand the meaning of being quiet in the quiet section of the library, or be punished accordingly 

10 commandments of Australian uni students

IF YOU WANT TO TALK, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. SPORADICALLY WE DO GET SERIOUS ABOUT OUR STUDIES!

6) Thou, at some stage, will submit an assignment late 

…most probably because you were out partying the night before.

7) Thou will question their course and life choices at some stage during their degree

10 commandments of Australian uni students

Most probably around exam time.

8) Thou will always understand the importance of an afternoon nap 

10 commandments of Australian uni students

Power up to party hard.

9) Thou will understand a sunny day is an adequate enough excuse to skip class 

10 commandments of Australian uni students

Sucks to be you if you don’t go to a uni near a beach.

10) Thou will understand that celebrating holidays (even international ones) is a necessary reason to skip class and drink in celebration. 

10 commandments of Australian uni students

Even if it’s an international holiday. Still counts. ‘Straya mate.

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