Why losing a job is like going through a bad break-up.

1) You go into denial

losing a job

2) You feel empty and cold

losing a job

3) You’re unable to say anything at the time to help fight for your cause

losing a job

4) You ugly cry

losing a job

5) You want to delete any presence of said job out of life immediately

losing a job

6) Except you still want to see what everyone is doing so you don’t

losing a job

7)  You then torture yourself for hours stalking what everyone is doing and feel shit because you’re not part of it

losing a job

8) You ugly cry again

losing a job

9) You get really mad and go on a swearing rampage to your friends

losing a job

10) Your friends support you and tell you how much better you are than them

losing a job

11) You believe them for a nice 10 minutes

losing a job

12) You get drunk

losing a job

13) You ugly cry into your empty box of pizza

losing a job

14) You crawl into bed and vow not to come out for a week

losing a job

15) You binge watch your favourite TV shows and eat more bad food

losing a job

16) You get bored after 3 hours of not being stimulated and ugly cry again

losing a job

17) You remember the happier times, when you were together

losing a job

18) You can’t ugly cry anymore because you’re convinced you’ve turned into a robot with no emotions

losing a job

19) You selfishly can’t feel happy for people finding their dream role

losing a job

20) You stare blankly at job advertisements wondering if anyone is ever going to love you again

losing a job

21) You vow to get revenge

losing a job

22) You realise the best kind of revenge is becoming a better person

losing a job

23) You contemplate how to be a better person

losing a job

24) While eating another pizza

losing a job

25) You say ‘fuck it, I’m just going to work whatever and go travelling instead.’

losing a job

26) But you secretly hold out for that day you can be all

losing a job

 

List compiled by Tahlia Pritchard. Who apparently gets more emotionally attached to jobs than boys. 

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