1) You go into denial
2) You feel empty and cold
3) You’re unable to say anything at the time to help fight for your cause
4) You ugly cry
5) You want to delete any presence of said job out of life immediately
6) Except you still want to see what everyone is doing so you don’t
7) You then torture yourself for hours stalking what everyone is doing and feel shit because you’re not part of it
8) You ugly cry again
9) You get really mad and go on a swearing rampage to your friends
10) Your friends support you and tell you how much better you are than them
11) You believe them for a nice 10 minutes
12) You get drunk
13) You ugly cry into your empty box of pizza
14) You crawl into bed and vow not to come out for a week
15) You binge watch your favourite TV shows and eat more bad food
16) You get bored after 3 hours of not being stimulated and ugly cry again
17) You remember the happier times, when you were together
18) You can’t ugly cry anymore because you’re convinced you’ve turned into a robot with no emotions
19) You selfishly can’t feel happy for people finding their dream role
20) You stare blankly at job advertisements wondering if anyone is ever going to love you again
21) You vow to get revenge
22) You realise the best kind of revenge is becoming a better person
23) You contemplate how to be a better person
24) While eating another pizza
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25) You say ‘fuck it, I’m just going to work whatever and go travelling instead.’
26) But you secretly hold out for that day you can be all
List compiled by Tahlia Pritchard. Who apparently gets more emotionally attached to jobs than boys.
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