Fappy The Dolphin arrested for public masturbation

Fappy the Dolphin caught living up to his name

Editors note: Upon looking into the mystery that was ‘Fappy’ it appears the anti-masturabation dolphin is actually an elaborate hoax, created by online trolls targeting the Westboro Baptist Church. Earlier, BULLSH!T reported:  In simply outstanding news in irony this week the mascot for an American anti-masturbation organisation was caught and promptly arrested for masturbating in public…