Hey, you know that totally unnecessary gritty reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that’s coming out soon, care of Michael ‘Time for me to shit on your childhood’ Bay? Just when you thought the film couldn’t be any more of a bad idea, along comes Paramount’s marketing campaign. The first poster was released today, via…
The Liberal Government is already defending their newly unveiled ‘Work for the Dole’ scheme, proving once again, that Australia is currently being run by morons. The new placement, effective as of July 1st 2014, has stated job seekers under the age of 30 will have to apply for 40 jobs per month (at a minimum),…
The atmosphere at the Hordern Pavilion was electric even before the doors opened for Childish Gambino’s only Splendour in the Grass sideshow of The Deep Web Tour. Diehard punters (many of who had been lined up for hours) were heard constantly chanting ‘WORLDSTAR’ in the queue; an accurate way to judge just how excited this capacity…
I hope that everyone hasn’t forgotten that multiple-year period when the Simpsons used to constantly rip on Family Guy for being an inferior rip-off, because the producers of both shows involved certainly have. The first footage from the cross-over ‘event’, set to air in the US on September 28 has hit the web, courtesy of this years…
Remember that weird fever dream a few years backs where the whole world fell into a deep, slightly disturbing obsession with a glorified smut-fic that spawned an entire book trilogy and a multimillion dollar franchise? You know, the one that featured such literary gems as “I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can…
News has broken tonight that flight AH5017 has now been confirmed missing. The passenger jet was flying from Burkina Faso to Algeria, and disappeared from radar approximately 50 minutes after take off. There were 110 passengers and 6 crew on board. AOL reports that “the official Algerian news agency said air navigation services lost track…
Are you lacking direction in your life? Are you wondering what the next step is? Do you sometimes, look to the sky and think ‘Higher powers, give me WISDOM.’ Your thoughts and prayers have finally been answered. Because Tony Abbott, the Suppository of Wisdom is here. The what now? Remember that time Tony made the…
Afternoon everyone – and welcome to today’s edition of “Auspol story or Onion headline?” Tasmanian Palmer United Party Senator Jacqui Lambie has caused a social media stir today after a radio interview interview where she revealed, amongst other things, her ideal man needs to be “well hung”. During the interview she revealed she hasn’t been…
After weeks of rumours, impatience, and possibly re-watching old episodes of the show, the special Seinfeld pack of Emojis are finally available. For all those times you wanted to convey your feelings through a tiny version of George Costanza’s head, you now can. The 41 emojis are based on the Seinfeld2000 twitter account, which regularly…
ACT Greens MLA Shane Rattenbury is behind a renewed push to legalise medical cannabis, allowing the terminally and chronically ill to grow marijuana, in an effort to relieve pain and symptoms. Under the proposed legislation, those wanting to use the drug would need to obtain a medical declaration from their doctor, which would then allow…
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