Playdoh releases new toy, looks suspiciously like dildo.

PlayDoh have become the butt of all smutty jokes in the final throes of 2014 with an outstanding addition to their collection of buildable, mouldable empire, which has been delightfully given to kids all over the world for Christmas. Within the packaging and clutter of the Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain Playset is a very suspicious-looking ‘extruder’…

toast to 2014

A toast to the year that was.

It’s been a big year. I know that it tends to be customary to get to the end of a calendar year and lament such things, but it’s got to be said. That shit has been crazy. It’s been intense, it’s been heartbreaking and it’s been spectacular at the same time – and yes, it has…

A BULLSH!T guide to Christmas gifts.

Let’s face it, sometimes Christmas takes more spirit than it gives. It’s not that we don’t love discouraging an old relative’s casual racism over Christmas Turkey. Between the liquor, congregations of people and close quarters, it can get a little bit much. Butthe biggest lottery of Christmas by far is Secret Santa. Unless you’re lucky enough…