Fappy The Dolphin arrested for public masturbation

Fappy the Dolphin caught living up to his name

Editors note: Upon looking into the mystery that was ‘Fappy’ it appears the anti-masturabation dolphin is actually an elaborate hoax, created by online trolls targeting the Westboro Baptist Church. Earlier, BULLSH!T reported:  In simply outstanding news in irony this week the mascot for an American anti-masturbation organisation was caught and promptly arrested for masturbating in public…

Tony Abbott's D-Day Address

PM’s D-Day address is really bad, coins new catch phrase

We didn’t think Tony Abbott could stoop any lower than the budget, or the infamous Winkgate, but it seems he’s still got some tricks up his sleeves. Over the weekend, the Budgie-smuggling bloke from Warringah presented his government’s D-Day address. The address typically honours those who assisted in the invasion of Normandy, and leaves politics…

Woman pays $27,000 to look like Jennifer Lawrence.

No one’s gonna deny that Jennifer Lawrence is a bit of a babe. Sure, the Hunger Games and American Hustle star has become a role model to so many young women for reasons other than her appearance, but nonetheless, wouldn’t you love to look like her? Or more importantly, would you be willing to pay for it? A woman from Texas,…

Mad Mondays: here’s what you missed.

While our weekends were filled with house-hunting, being sunburnt by the heatwave, sleeping off the night before and working, a few things happened around the world that are worth mentioning. Cyclone Ian wrecked havoc on the Ha’apai islands of Tonga. Winds nearing 300km/hr ripped through the small cluster of islands, flattening houses, and restricting contact…